Oh, the fires burning slow
Now, wheres that mistletoe
Dear, its getting kind of hot in here
I need a taste of Christmas cheer
I hope he gets here quick, I need a St. Nick fix
Oooo-eee, I just want him to be all wrapped up for me
Santas never been this hard to resist
But Santa never used to look like this
Hes traded in his reindeer for a limousine
Hes wearing purple trousers instead of red and green
This Christmas, Im wanting something Ive never had
Cause Santas got a brand new bag (oh, oh)
Now, Ive got to, got to find out how
To make him want to settle down
Ive got his big fat kiss
Right at the top of my list
So we can build a little candy home
And have a few elves of our own
I want to sneak a peek at my surprise
And see tradition metamorphosize
Hes given up the cookies and hes slimming down
He bought a little bungalow in Tinsel Town
This Christmas, Im wanting something Ive never had
Cause Santas got a brand new bag (oh yeah)
As he finds his Zen down on the kitchen floor
He lights a fat Cohiba from his humidor
This Christmas, I want something Ive never had
Cause Santas got a brand new bag
Hes got a Rickenbacher and hes bleached his hair
Hes rockin to the rhythm with a Latin flair
This Christmas, Im wanting something Ive never had
Cause Santas got a brand new
Hes reading Socrates and cooking French cuisine
Hes pictured on the front of "Money" magazine
This Christmas, Im wanting something Ive never had
Cause Santas got a brand new
Santas got, Santas got a brand new bag
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